I've decided to get rid of this persona and the negative stigmata surrounding it. You will see me around still, so don't worry. Also for some reason I can't reply to other people's articles so I will start over. I promise to not be such an asshole. See you guys around under my new name... You'll know me when you see me... Bye.. </fo
Thanks once again for your comments, everyone. Dr. Guy: there is no war, this soldier is just ready to go home.
TW, I'm the reason this all happened in the first place, so you don't need to apologize. Dharma: Thank you very much, I guess I can forgive you now. I didn't really mean most of what I said. I'm sure you have a beauiful family and you're a good person in real life and I shouldn' t have resorted to childish name calling and petty insults. But it was like having salt and vinegar thrown into raw wounds, you just react without thinking. T
After about 10 months of living nothing but the military life, I have made some interesting observations. There is a certain hierarchy to who the "bitch" or "gopher" is. It sometimes involves rank, sometimes proficiency and confidence, or sometimes you just plain get screwed over. For example, we recently had a VIP visit the base, and a driver was need
I just got finished reading thatoneguyinslc's recent article, and I've realized that he is totally right. I want to apologize for all the craziness that has ensued because of my article. This website should be about funny stories, poems, philosophical discussions, and things that make you feel better about life, not petty squabbles. It is getting like a Jerry Spr
No not really...its just how I was feeling about someone at the moment. I guess I should have put it under a different category or something. Nobody should be scared, I only have one true enemy... myself... TW, thanks for the comment
The glorious chaos, its like a lullaby to me.. The pillars of this dynasty are crumbling and I couldn't be happier. The evil queen and her minions will be cast into the fire, and I'll be there roasting marshmallows by her funeral pyre. Can you hear the bell toll? Are you scared? Everyone will turn against you, like you turned against them. They will use the kni
You are a freaking dickhead and I hope you get hit by a car, you yuppie scumbag..
I am glad to see that you are exploring your sexuality. It is a sign of progress. Who knows what the future will hold? Thank you. Happy Anniversary, Brandie.
Good for you.
You shouldn't throw away your friends because you are angry and hurt. That is the worst thing you can do, trust me. Sometimes they are the only things that get you by. So everyone reading these articles for the past few days, just stick with TW... she needs all of you.
I am sorry that you think I am abandoning you... this is not the case. I have told you that I would be there in any capacity that you need me. I am just tired of living a lie. I can't pretend anymore. Nothing is final... Maybe after a few months or years I'll get myself together and we can be togeher. Maybe I won't... This is not the end of the world, just the beginning of a different part... People get divorced all the time... Families
That's great, honey!!! BTW where's my article??? I guess I should write one myself.....
Yay...God DOES love me. Just 4 more months to go!!
Well, Hitparade I think you've sunk to an all time low. Not only are you taunting the wife of a deployed soldier, your last comment was possibly the most retarded thing I've ever read on Joeuser. I hope everyone boycotts your sorry semi-literate, trailer-park redneck ass. I'm pretty sure saying shit all the time is a real laugh at the welfare office, but adults find it offensive and crude. As for you calling service members "boys", I'd
Just use some wax, you don't want to get splinters in your area..
Ravenblack: Its absolutely mind blowing how many improvements they put in. If you liked Vice City, you'll love San Andreas. I highly recommend it.
Yeah! Money is great. I mean I don't really have anything to spend it on here, but it is great to have peace of mind. Its also nice to not worry that my significant other is spending it all on her boyfriends. Love you, SB.
You always want pickle cokes when you're pregnant, silly. You really should take another test. I'm kind of excited about it, too. Talk to you later. Love you.
Have you ever made a "super dessert" out of your MREs? Thats where you take your cocoa beverage power, peanut butter, and preferbably a cookie(not the pound cake), mix them together in the pouch, add water, and let it heat for a while. Its almost good. Oh, and I have eaten the Country Captain Chicken and Jamaican pork chop without flinching. Now thats manly. Still can't touch the Jambalaya, though, its completely gross.
Heh heh you said "vagina" then you said "bondage", that was cool... heh heh Anyways, I think abortion is wrong unless it is to get rid of a pregnancy caused by rape, incest, or will cause the mother to die. All other women just need to stop being whores. As for gay marriage, I don't think they should be afforded any special privelieges just because they like it in the "out" hole. I mean are you going to start giving special righ
Good article, I thought you were going to be all touchy feely about how we're treating the Iraqis so bad and how we should kiss their asses and hold hands. I wish more people would see that to win this war we're going to have to fight dirty. Oh well, I guess they like seeing us come home torn to shreds and in wooden boxes, because the morally superior US won't stoop to their level. Abu Ghraib has totally ruined our chances of winning the hea
Great article, very nice.
What are you doing to my kids? I'm calling Child Protective Services, you psycho!!!
Good job, Bro. Hope you're doing well.
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