Sounds like fun. Could you give me some tips for my 7 year old? Coincidentally, did you know that drinking all that soda is probably what causes such severe UTI. If you balance out by drinking a least one water bottle after every soda( and cut back to 2 a day), you won't get as many UTIs, you'll eat less, and your immune system will improve.
I agree with you on some of your points Doc. I'm totally fed up with our corrupt and ineffective government. Being overseas and watching the way Haliburton operates first-hand has really turned me against our current administration. Paying a guy $85,000 a year to order around local workers while they clean a bathroom is completely insane to me.
Since some of us are still deployed I think Oprah should buy me a frickin' car. A real one, not the girl-mobiles they gave out. Yeah Baby!!!
Sorry marines, but Army Combat Medic is a real man's job. Now where's my twinkie?
Yeah I used to dress like a stripper in high school, but those leather chaps were way too hot and lugging around that big pole was hard to do with so many books. Oh and I couldn't get my little bowtie straight. Great article honey.
I love Texas Wahhine, and my children. That's about it. Everyone else can die for all I care.
Wow somebody else who plays Morrowind. Have you seen the previews for the next installment ? They look pretty awesome. Anyways, do you have a lot of inner ear problems, like infections or having tubes put in. These can both cause problems with the balancing factor of your brain.
I read the whole thing and I wasn't trying to be an ass. I just have a more optimistic outlook on love I guess. As for the you being the girl, I got confused at the end when you put Sarah. I thought you were writing the poem to someone named Sarah and the whole thing sort of threw off that "teenage Goth guy who hangs out at Hot Topic" vibe. Sorry for the misunderstanding. Your poem is very good. It just sort of left a bitterness in me wh
My first truck was a 1970 Chevy/GMC hybird. It was a great truck, but I had to replace the drum brakes with disc brakes. Then we got some nice rims for it and painted it Porsche red.
I'm wearing my combat boots, pt shorts, My class A jacket, And a gas mask. 1SG thought it would be funny.
What the ..? Ow, my brain hurts. Maybe it means if the validity of an underlying theme is strong, it will shine through and be further strengthened by the rest of the work, and in essence completely absorbs all your concious thought in the realization of the validity of that theme.
Wow, have you been listening to Nine Inch Nails? Love isn't about blame and fucking up. You should try and be a little more positive in your relationship, assuming you even have one with this girl.
Are you a medic? I'm in a MSB and I can totally relate.. I once got a counseling statement for not putting ice in the Officiers/1SG's personal cooler. I now get my revenge by spitting(among other things) into that cooler whenever I have to fill it. Fuck those fucking fuckers in their fucking asses. Tropic Lightning!!!
How is he sexy? He doesn't have skin or a face...and his private parts look a little ,uh, weird..
You should have hit him with a tuba. Yeah, a tuba....heh heh.
Wrestling is GAY.. I was hoping your article was about WWE going out of business. Oh well..
I know!! I know!!! KICK...HIM..IN...THE..BALLS. That hurts alot.
It's also mine, I'm Hitler and she's Mother Teresa. You ever think of letting your boys go pro, the Dolphins could really use them. Great family, though
I'm sorry to tell you that most of the "perfect people" are already taken. I'll also say that dating is a sucky way to find a special someone. When I first met my wife, we didn't say but 2 words to each other. The next time we met, she needed a ride to a party. I was very attracted to her but so shy I couldn't bring myself to ask her out. I figured I was going to be the asexual guy friend with a car. The next week she calls me out of the blue to
That's okay. I know you were doing one of those free thought word association things, right? Or you're slowly slipping into insanity. I can't stop thinking about motorcycle tires. Where's my pudding hat?
Yeah what did you do? And why the hell did you need a pregnancy test for? I'm going to kill someone if its what I think it is.
I think the real problem in Iraq was the total lack of planning on the administration's part. We also thought the Iraqis would be ecstatic to be "liberated". We were dead wrong on both. Now, American soldiers have to pay the price for that ignorance, or arrogance, I should say. And to all the idiots who think soldiers love Bush, pull your heads out of your asses, Bush is the Commander-in-Chief, we're not supposed to say things against him. I als
When I get home I guess we'll see who the "man" is. Mwahahahahahahahha!
Wow, there's a manual? Life will be so much simpler.
How about when I get home I start answering the door in my underwear?
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