Cordelia

Cordelia

Joined Member # 320555
0 Posts 0 Replies 29,280 Reputation

I was in jail at the time, otherwise I'd have been there too. Can I put bail on my expense report? So...did he smell like money?

10 Replies 11,107 Views

Come on, he was just a cat. So much more than that. Not much I can say that will be helpful, but I feel for you. Take care.

13 Replies 12,984 Views

Turkey sausage and fried eggs with bread, tomatoes and tea or coffee. My favorite! Right down to the turkey sausage and tomatoes. Glad it was a great Christmas. We were up early too. Maybe I'll make it an

7 Replies 1,974 Views

I've typed and erased and typed.... That's how I felt when trying to write this blog! Your unexpected kindness simply moved me to tears. Thank you so much Donna, what a wonderful holiday gift.

9 Replies 13,045 Views

Buuf OS by ^^Gabriel , for sure! <img style="BORDER-RIGHT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-TOP: #000000 1px solid; MARGIN: 0px; BORDER-LEFT: #000000 1px solid; BORDER-BOTTOM: #000000 1px solid" src="http://skins3.wincustomize.com/Gabriel/wb/t5821.jpg" borde

6 Replies 7,131 Views

Been thinking about taking up quilting myself. Crocheting or knitting semms very practical as well. I like to do "blackworking" on occasion, which is essentially embroidery using only black thread. ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blackwork_embroidery ). I also need a hobby as I spend far too much time in front of the television. I've lately realized that I only work and watch tv, so my New Years resolution is to knock it off and g

31 Replies 9,462 Views

You don't know how much it meant to me. We help each other, ID. I am glad we can give back to you, since you have given so much. <

9 Replies 13,045 Views

I've always known that JoeUser is a blogging community , and when I hear about things happening in other bloggers lives I'm often interested. A baby is born and I'm thrilled for those parents I've never met in the flesh. When someone looses a pet or a loved one I mourn for them. When someone has a good or bad day I genuinely like hearing about it, and I'll leave a comment if I think I can be of any use at all. My mother

9 Replies 13,045 Views

Found this on The Onion. Struck me as HILARIOUS, so I thought I'd share. How Did I End Up On The Cover Of This Romance Novel? By Duncan Larksthrush December 13, 2006 | Issue 42•50 Last week at the supermarket, while shopping for my weekly supply of three dozen eggs and 12 pounds of mutton, I spotted a rack near the checkout lane containing several romance paperbac

2 Replies 14,026 Views

Like most women, she just cares about how good he looks... How I despise you. I know a good EEOC lawyer if you need one Thanks Doc. I'll just roll it into the class action lawsuit we've

23 Replies 25,826 Views

I've been busy this week, my apologies for not responding sooner. I think your disclaimers too care of any perceived insults. I certainly hope so, doc. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" align=center bgColor=#FFF394 class="mb-Body-Quote-Tabl

6 Replies 20,223 Views

Now if only I could get control of the world... o.O The media has propped him up True, they have. Otherwise *I* would never have heard about him! Thanks for commenting, all!

23 Replies 25,826 Views

absolving oneself of personal responsibility. I couldn't agree more, Dev. Of course, that doesn't mean that I'm happy about having to take responsibility for my sins, transgressions and other more minor infractions against society. Couldn't I let someone else take the blame for once? Sheesh, I do get tired of having to say I'm sorry.&

12 Replies 8,434 Views

I don't know who wrote this. My father forwarded it to me, and undoubtedly it's been making the rounds. To My Liberal Friends: "P

6 Replies 20,223 Views

I think these junior senators should cool it for a bit, especially Obama. They can do quite a bit of good in the Senate- the presidency should not always be the ultimate goal. And I have to wonder how well they are serving their constituency by getting in and immediately taking on another campaign. <TABLE cellpadding=8 width="95%" ali

23 Replies 25,826 Views