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Reply to there is nothing insane about shaving hamsters in Humor JoeUser Forums

THANK YOU FOR THE NICE COMMENT ROY. I look forward to reading more of your work.

I CAME OUT OF MY CAVE FIGHTING in Poetry JoeUser Forums

we are at war we must not forget this sacred vow to our blood not for one fucking second!!!!

Reply to Jesus on my license plate! in Religion JoeUser Forums

BLAH

Reply to Jesus on my license plate! in Religion JoeUser Forums

i SAID SOMETHING NICE ABOUT YOU IN THIS ENTRY. SO I MUST REMOVE IT... BY THE WAY, YOU WHO DISMISS POT SMOKERS... THE PRESIDENT USED TO SMOKE...

Reply to there is nothing insane about shaving hamsters in Humor JoeUser Forums

by the way, I have my account sent to give free downloads of the new manuscripts as I finish th em. One War is the closest to done. !0 years for less than 200 pages. They will get better... consider this my gift to writers, some who study me, of the various drafts for free... beware, the psycho killer one as 667 pages....

Reply to there is nothing insane about shaving hamsters in Humor JoeUser Forums

okay, there is no hiding the whole gilford tuttle debacle, I suppose. I had a horrible winter, put on pills by a shrink that made me half crazy. I regretted how I had treated this community, and I was a poor guest, to say the least. I have retired Gilford Tuttle... he was on the radio show a lot, and he is so fuckingmean.... I was afraid if I was associated with that blog, that I would banned. So, no, I am not that gilford tuttle asshole. This is the noveli

Reply to the hamster army is ready to kick but in Humor JoeUser Forums

My mom always used to tell me that when I lied to her. Not the like part. Thank you again. I am always cheered to hear people smile at my stuff.

Reply to there is nothing insane about shaving hamsters in Humor JoeUser Forums

Yes, there is a lot of insanity in my family... I wrote about that hamster army for almost a year, during which I was doing live readings. People laughed. Thank you very much for reading me, I will return the priv.

the hamster army is ready to kick but in Humor JoeUser Forums

No matter what the naysayer, M., thinks. I know that by having all these hamsters in my head, doing all the dark deeds that need to reluctantly be done to insure my future as a God like the Egyptian Pharaohs, I AM PREPARING the fiercest and most cuddly killing force the Chicago metropolitan area has ever seen. Having all these hamsters in my head makes it possible for me to quickly train new recruits specifically for the jobs that my Mind Hamsters are d

captain factor x in Living in Cyberspace JoeUser Forums

CAPTAIN FACTOR X u sit at your computer recently knighted at the center of a vortex of groceries, socialization, physicians, teachers cops and cunt and cock and revolution and redemption ready to poke your little head in all over a reluctant revolutionary aware the sewer system goes down and millions die a buffalo soldier in the war for america* in your medicine bag: as much tv as humanly possible

Reply to there is nothing insane about shaving hamsters in Humor JoeUser Forums

Glad to see Imade ya smile.... I am going to try to put up two stories a day, to be polite to others writing humor. I just figured joe user needed another liberal.... and not a bloodless liberal, either... at least in fiction...

kessler keeper of the pigs in Wildlife JoeUser Forums

Thirty nine million two hundred and forty six thousand years before our story takes place, plate teutonics wiped out the last vestiges of their off planet civilization. No one knew about a planet called earth, or the civilization that spawned their species and sent them on great ships out into cold, black space. They destroyed their original host planet, leaving their once green and blue eden black and brown, as dead as the sterile vaccum of space that replaced the swe

there is nothing insane about shaving hamsters in Humor JoeUser Forums

I think my position on Hamster Hair should be clear by now. This fashion statement slows them down and I will not have that!! Not in my army. The problem is that afterwards they look kind of scrawny and pathetic. A bitchin' tan really helps. They say that if you look better, you feel better, so it probably applies to Hamsters, too. So, of course, I have added tanning to their training schedules. Today I lectured the new troops for two hours on how t

we return from our worldwide wars enraged warriors in Ethics JoeUser Forums

IRAQ WEDDING PICTURE.... WE RETURN FROM OUR WORLD WIDE WARS... ENRAGED WARRIORS STAND OUTSIDE OF ROME AND BANG OUR war DRUMS AND SCREAM OUR GUITARS UNTIL WE ARE GIVEN LAND AND RESPECT... THE GOLD OF THE CHURCHES we WILL NOT FORGIVE THE CLERGY for molesting our children while WE fought your WARs JESUS TOLD me HE WANTS you TO MELT THOSE FUCKING CRUCIFIXES AND FEED THE POOR!!