Banned from the Hidden Temple.

banned for hiding in the temple

Banned for not thinking of looking in there.... you should oughta know by now that the real sneaky ones hide in such sanctuaries to avoid being put in the stocks and have rotten fruit thrown at them.

banned for letting the sneaky ones stay in there

Banned for the strawberry alarm clock just ding donged in time with Big Ben, who told the flowerpot men it's rime to get up and annoy the bejesus out of Ryat for the next 8 hours while I get some shuteye.

banned for shutting the eyes

Banned for being up past my bedtime.... now get to bed.

And I don't wanna hear any singing, dancing or shouting.

banned not realize that the bed is arocken

Banned for poor diction and spelling... and banned for breaking your bed by dancing on it.

banned for banning spelling faults.

banned for assuming ryat does breaking beds.

banned for sleeping

banned for mooning

Banned for suggesting a browneye was performed in mixed company

And how do I know we're in mixed company?

Because a variety of nuts frequent these 'ere forums.... you know, mixed nuts....hehe.

banned for poor metaphorical joke

Banned for invoking metaphors.

banned for invocation

Banned for outvocation... you just had to be different, didn't you!

banned for not liking the different

Banned for being different with a difference.

banned for twisting different in the contrary winds of yor

Banned for your contrary 'winds' are not welcome around here.

banned for not letting go of the wind beneath your feet

Banned for believing in such nonsense... if I had wind beneath my feet I'd be walking on air and not getting tired. aching tootsies.

banned for achies and quakies 

Banned for elongation on the short bus

Banned for short stuff on the long haul.