Banned for full disclosure.

Banned for the disclosure of a full frontal assault on banning persons making full disclosures.

Banned for the blind wouldn't hear of it.

banned for not being out, scout.

Banned for it's gonna raiin....   ?

Banned for drip...drip...drip...drip...

banned for lefty tighty and righty loosy

Banned for the left hand always knows what the right hand is doing....  Master Bates told me so.

Banned for only starkers would know the Master of the Baters. After all...he taught them.

Banned for I tot so.

banned for yellow canaries

Banned for spray painting them yellow... they were a light primrose until you got to 'em.

Banned for missing the triple nickel and spraying away the evidence.

Banned for the evidence suggests that spraying away without direction will result in yellow spots on the wall.

Banned for quoting from the Huflungchit.

banned for the morning of the living dead children

Banned for bragging.    

banned for going elvish

Banned for the writings on the wall....  writing down phone numbers of girls whose names written on public lavatory walls isn't cool.

Banned because I have nothing better to do.

Banned for not finding something more productive to do... like watching paint to see how long it takes to dry.

Banned for it doesn't take long at all, at all.

Banned for neglecting to take into account the amount of doo dahs involved.

Banned for not including the dib dabs and diddly buds.... but that's better than getting the screaming ab dabs.

Banned for ab dabs are in the next lane. Or in your friendly Internet server.