Banned for being abreast of a compilation of lonesome bosoms.... oh how I love it when that's the booby prize on Monday night bingo

banned for playing bingo

only senior citizens can play bingo

Banned for attributing to me an age that's well below reality... and I can play fechen bingo if I like, tho I prefer Tuesdays so I don't miss Monday night footy.

JFTR.... I be 61 years young in 6 days time, young whipper snapper.... now where's me fechen walking stick so's I can go see Mable, and by golly ain't she able, she gives tha crew their daily stew, upon the galley table.

banned for confirming your old-ness

Banned for incontinence pads fit the young as well... not that anyone has to admit to anything today... eventually we'll get the tell-tale pics depicting the Sins of an Underwear Empire, and we'll post 'em here.

banned because i will turn 18 years old in about 3 hours time

and banned for sinful underpants

banned for going for 18

banned for being much, much older

how long to gas clouds live anyway

banned for not realizing that I am only twice your age

Minus 1 year and 9 days.

Banned for putting the horse before the cart... and is it true you can tell a horse's age by its teeth?  If so, how old would Sarah Jessica Parker be?

banned for making me google her

banned for feeling the need to google

banned for not realizing the importance of google

Banned for thinking that we are clairvoyant.

banned for not mentioning the power of duck

Banned for Duck Duck Go got up and went.

banned for being an ugly duckling

Banned for not knowing that ugly ducklings turn into swans. 

banned for swaning over me

Banned for AFLAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!

Banned for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKing in the forums.

Banned for no a/c needed here. Believe it or not, this morning...Snow.  😞

banned for not sending an ACK

Banned for mistaking ACK for AFLACK.

Banned for open mouthed avatar.