I was driving by the beach a few months ago and a Tesla was in the lane

next to me, it was a hot summer day, they had the windows rolled up,

I guess they had the air conditioning on.

I looked at the front and rear rotors and calipers, the car looked like

a cool high performance vehicle.

Stocks rise then profits are taken until exhausted, prices fall,

then it is time to buy again. Three feet forward two feet back three feet forward two feet back.

Welcome to the computer age. It is all in the timing.

New TV show titled

"space robots 2099"

Episode titles continued:

"Spray painting spooky robots at a distance"

"Robots running on marbles"

"Robots falling in swimming pools"

"Robots playing with bear traps"

"A swim in salt water with robots"

"Robots walking on the bottom of a lake"

"Stuck in the mud with robots"

"Heavy robots feet stuck in termite infested flooring"

"Robots walking through wet cement"

"Robots slipping on wet grass"

"Robots going hay wire in the space station with no off switch"

"Robots falling off bridges in to rivers"

"Heavy robots braking bungee cords"

"Heavy robots braking rope bridges"

"Piles of robots with dead batteries on fire at the beach"

"Robots lost on space walks"

"Robots stuck in trash trucks"

"1000 ways to trip a robot"

Remember the game of clue?

One of these people did the murder with

one of these weapons in one of these rooms.

Miss Vivienne Scarlet, the sultry and beautiful actress of the game.

Colonel Michael Mustard the militant and athletic colonel of the game.

Mrs. Blanche White, the intrusive and kindly maid of the game.

Reverend Jonathan Green, the conniving and religious priest of the game.

Mrs. Elizabeth Peacock, the sinister and political senator of the game.

Professor Peter Plum, the uptight and intelligent professor of the game.

Candlestick

Knife

Lead Pipe

Revolver

Rope

Wrench

Ballroom

Billiard Room

Conservatory

Dining Room

Hall

Kitchen

Library

Lounge

Study

I think it was Professor Plum with the Revolver in the Library.

Before and after

No reason they say,

How about post traumatic hazing syndrome.

You have been hazed, get it?

Jim Acosta pushed the interns arm down with his left arm.

Brace yourselves.

The Internet says the Humidity in my town is 72% right now.

My meter says 72% right now.

Is human sacrifice for religious reasons a state decision

or can the feds make a law against that?

Scientists Measure the Total Brightness of the Universe: 4 x 10^84 Photons

I thought I would come up with my own estimate.

With a simple google search I found that.

200 billion galaxies x

100 billion stars per galaxy =

20000000000000000000000 stars in the universe.

Each star emits 10^45 photons per second on average.

Age of universe 14 billion years

Seconds in a year 31,536,000 x 14 billion years x 10^45 photons per second

x 20000000000000000000000 stars = 8.83008 x 10^84 Photons

Some stars came into existence later than others and some became massive black holes.

Some Photons were absorbed and I just turned on my flash light.

Disclaimer: I used a web calculator for the math which hopefully worked right.

Keeping them honest.

This has been a humorous interlude.

I call this the no notch smart phone

with pop up camera bar and inflatable disco ball.

Did your girl friend just dump you?

Don't waste ten years of your life, it's over.

Get a new one or buy a new car.

Learn to enjoy being alone.

The sooner you stop thinking about her the sooner

you'll wonder why you cared at all.