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I was 19 the last time I paid for a hair cut.Do the math, it adds up to a couple motorcycles.Now tell me,am I sane?
There are some who say man didn'treally land on the moon.There are some who say that manlanded on Mars and kept it a secret.
Mr. Laporte, Here is one you can't delete. You win a cookie.
Lets talk about making fun ofpeople when they're having a hard time with things.Well,You know that it is only a matter of timebefore the people making the funare swimming in their own happy.
Mr. Gore,I just bought a replacement part for my20 year old vacuum.Post # 2105 doesn't apply to you.
I have decided to acquire certified avoided deforestationcarbon offsets from the planet Jupiter.I am going to get a lot of them.
People were not puton this planetto commit suicide.Pure logic.
It isn't advisable to waste timespinning the sail on a sinking ship,if there is another ship nearby.
When used incorrectly rat poisonis bad for tourism and economic growth.
Mr. Gore,I just purchased a remanufactured printercartridge from printpal.I sent in my old cartridge so itcould be recycled.How about you?
Who was the host of a show called Politically Incorrect,and who then,is very possibly politically incorrect?
The person referred to in post # 2115claims to be very intelligent.I suggest he run for president.Caution,the first hurdle is to be smart enoughto get elected.
Chris Rock,I have noticed that you canuse quite a bit of profanity inhalf a sentence.
What does publicly admitting thatyou had an affair with Anna Nicole Smith,do to your reputation?
When outing a possible covert operative,the first person to inform the general public,does the most damage.
Mr. Gore,Maybe you could try an experiment.You could fix Mars first and then Jupiter,on your way out of the Solar System.Could you be sure and come back in timeto fix the Sun when it burns out?
The sooner we fix global warming,the sooner we will have to fix global cooling.The only problem is,global cooling is harder to fix.
Schwarzenegger made a good point about the arguing.
Today I heard Mr. Giuliani's thoughtson global warming and they soundgood to me.
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