~When I was in high school"It is a law of nature" wasn't good enough for me,why is it good enough for you?~
~You have a heart for people who didn't wait their turnand came into the country illegally to work.Do you care about the people who are losing their careersbecause of illegal immigrants?Are the people who are losing their careers human?~
~Yesterday I heard someone explain what the enemy is.They were wrong.In most cases the enemy is stupidity,and can be found when we look in the mirror.~
~Some people think fast,some people think slow,slow is more thorough.~
~I have heard it said that "men are to blame for all the problemsin the world", but all men do is try to please women.~
~After paying thousands for health insurance in the last ten years,and only going to the hospital twice in that ten years,each of the bills was less then 300 bucks.The second claim was denied because it was not considered an emergency.At 2 AM nothing is open but the emergency room and I thought it was an emergency.Thanks Obama care.I just got the denial letter today.~
~I've Learned thatThe next security update just delivers better ads.If the programs aren't that great the operating system isn't that great.If the driver crashes you have to restart the computer.If you close update without updating it still makes a restore point.If the antispyware doesn't catch any thing in a year you don't need it.You can work around anything.I still like it.~
~Why bother to sellit's just going to go up again.~
~They give you some good news until you bite,then they give you some bad news until you bite,think about it.~
~Temperature at my town.MSN 64Yahoo 64Weather channel 68My thermometer out side the window 75Which one do the scientists use?~
~Temperature at my town now.MSN 64Weather channel 78My thermometer in the shade out side the window 80.~
~Ride the motorcycle,Stay calm,Don't be antagonistic,Be positive,And you can avoid the wreckage.~
~Hi BC,O.C.D.If you are constantly breathing andtake a crap once a day,does that count?~
~I'm rubber you're gluebounces off me and sticks to you.~
~Anyway you slice it,it comes up peanuts.~
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~"I love it when a plan comes together."~
~The same thing all most never happens the same way twice.~
~When messages are found in photos,it is usually messages to the photographers.~
~Sometimes lightning strikes twice.~
~After one year of use I am holding my laptop together withbubblegum and spit, it is hanging by a thread.~
~"Deals so huge I can see them from space!"~
~Don't waste your vote in November,vote for Mickey Mouse.~
~Right nowI live in California,I vote by mailand I hate to waste a stamp.~
~If it was obvious that the KKKwas having a meeting on your airplane,would you be nervous?~
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