Abysia offers no comment to the speculation regarding the persuasions, magical or otherwise, of our pretender Joe and his prophet Jake. It's not what you think, what with your "rainbows" and all. Joe's just an average guy, you know? And Jake his average demonbred heterosexual life partner. They like (hot) pizza, (hot) beer, and sacrificing blood slaves, just like anyone else. Sure, Joe's dabbled in some magic, but who hasn't these days?
Really, it's all these cursed lava-born hooligans running around, trying to make him their "Lord and Protector." "Oh great Joe," they grovel, "Our last leader Arges [from the Elementalists game] was so terrible. He just didn't understand what it really means to be an Abysian. He was too busy bashing things, and always looking at you with that single eye... They say he didn't even like lava baths! What kind of an Abysian doesn't like a nice, relaxing lava bath?"
All Joe ever wanted was peace and quiet, so he could do his horrible demon-breeding experiments (on weekdays only). And then maybe even take a nice lava bath in the afternoons... But no, forced into a leadership role, now he's become embroiled in a war for ultimate godhood. And if he doesn't fight, the Abysians are sure to get pummeled by some fleshy, puny, freezing-cold-loving nonsense race of pitiful eagle people or something. Sigh. What is the world coming to?