Who are you and what have you done with morpheas?
Well, I was saying that, because I AM cheap, and unwilling to get a freaking Wii 
So I am using an emulator 
Besides, Wii sucks, simple as that. Most of its games are motion sensor crap. I only play specific games that really worth it.
And Methusaleh, the oldest recorded human, died at the age of 936 years (I think, he was somewhere around the 930-950 year mark at time of death).
Cool story bro! 
Or better say, nice fairy tale 
1. There is no real proof of that, and
2. The human body cannot be sustained for such an extended period of time. Our tissue and organs simply cannot withstand to function for so long.
It's more like I'm a human with some computer/cybernetic parts, and super-genetically-engineered body.
LOL, I like the "some" part 
You were basically saying that most, if not all of your organs would be replaced by enhanced ones, that are more efficient. So its not some, its most, LOL.
Note that everything I listed is primarily genetic engineering/bio-engineering type stuff; there's comparatively little cybernetic equipment that will be employed.
Tell me about it
But no, there will be no recharging by plugging into an electric outlet or a USB part. Energy will still be by eating/drinking. After all, why in the world would I give up cheeseburgers, fried chicken, and an assortment of other delicious foods? Answer: I wouldn't.
Thats more like it! 
I wouldnt give up the pleasure of eating nice food for anything in the world
Speaking of which, I'm hungry right now 
Side note: cybernetic eyes are awesome, because they remove the necessity to blink. If I had cybernetic eyes, I would win every staring contest in the world.
Yeah, but you would be creepy as hell 
On a side note, why are you talking about all that stuff like its gonna happen? Or you're speaking hypothetically? 
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