Twilight_Storm>Humans
-Twilight Storm
You realize, of course, that this means that:
Whiskey144>>>>>>Humans, because Whiskey144>>>>>Twilight_Storm.
Note the extra '>' where I mentioned that I'm more awesome than humans, because I'm 5x more awesome than Twilight, and Twilight's 1x more awesome than a human, making me 6x more awesome than humans.
Meh, it's not exactly accurate for the feature, seeing as how I intend to genetically and cybernetically engineer myself to have:
1. a pre-stomach for neutralizing ingested poisons and toxins
2. a 3rd lung for neutralizing inhaled poisons, toxins, and also for aiding breathing in hostile gaseous atmospheric conditions, like Mars.
3. a 2nd heart. Redundancy=WIN.
4. additional purification organs and glands to ensure higher efficiency of nutritional metabolism
5. re-engineering skeletal structure to use a carbon-nanotube composite instead of silly calcium. Bonus points for no more needing to drink milk for calcium.
6. re-engineering musclulature to be composed of denser and stronger muscle fibres, thus allowing greater force to be imparted. This will be aided by the more resielent skeletal structure, as a major impediment to muscle strength is the force resistance of bones.
7. installation of cybernetic eye implants, a brain-computer interface, and 'onboard' micro-computer unit. Said unit will have similar performance to a 'low-end' PC gaming computer. This has the bonus of allowing me to use my mind to play a video game.
8. USB interfaces, of course, are necessary for the BCI. After all, that would be freaking awesome to plug your brain into a computer.
9. Hyper-efficient re-engineered versions of 'normal' human organs. Which means I will likely need to imbibe copious amounts of normal alcoholic beverages to become drunk.
Note that a firewall/virus scanner for my BCI will not be necessary; the structure and operation of the human brain is simply too different from that of a standard computer of any kind, even including awesome scientific supercomputers. A firewall/virus protection package for the 'onboard' micro-computer, will, however, be necessary, as it will operate similar to a normal computer.
Note that the above modifications will likely increase my caloric input requirements. I don't mind this in the least; a high-calorie diet means I can probably eat awesometastic tasting food in large quantities. And I don't need to worry about being drunk most of the time or about liver problems. Smoking is still a no-no, as I simply don't think it's a cool thing to do.
