Lots of stuff to respond to, today, so lets get started.
The Whiskey Troll is awakening...
The Whiskey Troll isnt awakening, it has awakened a long time ago 
And Xer07's Influence is spreading....
And I am agreeing with most of the non-insulting things Morph is saying...
Xer07's "influence" is not spreading, like you say, rather than he is just really active, and posts a lot every day.
And what do you mean you are agreeing with most things I said?? Surely you must be joking, right?

Meh, I read lots of debating stuff. Particularly one website that is half pro-Galactic Empire propaganda and half legitimate Star Wars vs Star Trek debating.
Lots of interesting debates, and lots of info and tips on debating.
Having also read lots of 4chan helps on the trolling. But 4chan is part of a past that I'm no longer willing to go with.
Heh, no matter your influences, you have improved a lot since you first came to these forums 
And the most logical explanation is that Xer07's return has disrupted the pace of the forums. In a few days, it'll be more normalized.
True, true. And right now its a little too fast paced for my tastes.
Brainwashing is simply illogical; Occam's Razor dictates the simplest&most workable answer is the real one, so brainwashing's out of the question. It's too difficult to work it in.
Uhm Storm's comment about brain-washing was metaphorical 
So Morph. If we discovered an alien race that really really hated us, and made it their business to try and kill us at every available opportunity, what would be your response?
Is that referring to something, that someone has posted? Or is it an irrelevant question that just popped out of your head? Cause I cant be digging into previous pages to look for it atm, and certainly cant remember.
Quote the reply you're referring to, if you do.
So my answer is: Assuming I somehow have control over the entire human population, and that my decisions will be followed no matter what (which will never happen, btw), (and because you didnt specify any circumstances in your question, I am assuming that it is what you meant), I would first begin negotiating with them, trying to contact them over distance, and speaking to them any way possible (maybe a code, or images, I dunno). Trying to find out why they want to destroy us, where they came from, and what their demands are, if any. If negotiations failed for any kind of reason, then yeah, give them hell, fighting for our species' survival. If the first stage of negotiating was a success, and I was able to send them away without any bloodshed, then thats even better. But not before I found out how much of a threat are they (like what tech they possess, their population, etc), where exactly did they came from, and the possibilities of them coming back to destroy us. If on the other hand, there isnt even time for negotiations of any sort, then I wouldnt really have much of a choice, but to fight back.
Why they hate is irrelevant in the short term. In the long term, maybe it will be relevant.
Personally I don't think it would ever be relevant because I'd be advocating a 'nuke them to hell' approach, and basically erasing all evidence of their existence from galaxy.
He he, thats the Whiskey I know! 
'Kill'em, KILL'EM ALL!!!'
PS who else likes the portrayal of humanity in Mass Effect? I think it is very interesting. Rather than being an underdog species, we are secretly feared for being unpredictable, cut-throat, and highly militaristic. Makes more sense than every other species being able to effortlessly curbstomp us as happens in most media.
I do. It has a very unique feeling, because it gives me the impression that everything somehow revolves around humans.
Also, the battle system is very nice, combining strategy with FPS action.
As of yet I don't have the right to take your faith from you, so I'll leave this issue be.
But if you did, you probably would 
Digust/Acceptance of Sex between Hetero couples - I'm speaking anatomically, again, not literally.
Yeah, you're still being paranoid. Anatomically speaking, there is nothing wrong or repulsive. Thats what I wanted to say before.
Ear to Tongue and Back Again - You can't beat a man for doing something a girl would do to you as a sign of affection, since it's not legally rape, just sexual harassment.
Whaaaaaa? 
Dude, what does that have to do with anything?
And who says that you cant beat a man in that area? Thats ridiculous.
The "B" Words - A "Bitch" is either a female dog, or a slang insulting term generally used to describe sleezy girls. "Bastard" is a son without a father. Don't use the word in company, as I fit the defintion.
Ok, you're a bastard then 
Greek? - I'm a little light on the History of the world outside of Southern Asia, Great Britain, France, Australia, Prussia/Germany and the America's, sorry.
Ok, then why even act smug about something you know nothing about?
Do I need to remind you of your Ottoman reference?
Whoa, you seriously FAIL at FAILING 
Stoopit - It helps the comic relief a little.
Dude, I cant freaking try to find out where you're referring to? That little word alone doesnt ring a bell.
Learn to quote, jeez!
Boyhood Troubles - According to Sigmund Frued, all children have secret incestual lust for their parent of the opposite sex, but since we can't compete with our parent of the same sex we repress it and move on. However, this theory was abandoned due to lack of evidence.
Insert Here - Again, unless it's rape, you can't respond with such force.
Oatsey:
Mommy, why did Hitler kill the Jews? - I find this a rather bland topic of discussion, if they hate us it's probably why we hate cockroaches, rats, etc, : overall feelings of superiority and stature. A person dies, a funeral is held. A rat dies, the garbage needs taken out. Same principle.
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More irrelevant stuff please 
Ok, I am GOING to reply to this:
1. Learn to quote plox.
2. I have NO IDEA why I am such a freaking idiot trying to find out where exactly each specific part of Xer07's post is referring to 
3. Please dont try to answer to everyone and everything, because you obviously FAIL at it. NOOB 
4. I saw a 3-leg cat today. The earth is round, not flat. My computer is kinda outdated atm, I could use a CPU upgrade. Who puts remote controls inside socks?? Trees are green. May, from the Pokemon anime, is kinda cute. Boogers are gross.
I am NOT sorry for the long post. SUCK IT B!ATC#ES 
"My Pokemans. Let me show you them"