I just got invited to an all girl pool party with lesbians and my hot ex girlfriend attending.
Yes yes, we know. You are a lucky kid, who hangs out with lesbians and bi's and you get to see, and maybe do all kinds of stuff. No, wait, you probably wont do anything. Anyway, I sincerely hope that all girls in this party who are lesbians or even part-lesbians, get really drunk, and start mindlessly kissing each other, and take all their cloths off.
Cheers 
I also just got a lecture about how work is more important than family and how even if I was perfect my father would still demand more of me.
1. Who gave you that lecture?
2. Who is so stupid to think that work is more important than family? Sounds more like a bad joke to me 
3. So your father is.....uhm...not a very nice person. (Oops, almost said something nasty about Xer07's father, he he 
)
Morph: Yes, thanks for getting the point. Every. Thing. Sucks.
My pleasure 
Btw, there are many things that dont suck. Like.... 
Oh I got it, Pizza doesnt suck 
Girls dont suck. No wait a sec....sometimes they do suck...if you know what I mean.... 
Anyway, skipping that one. Cars dont suck, as long as you can afford something hot.
Uhm....Computers suck sometimes I guess, especially when you get blue screens and stuff like that, so we can also skip that too.
Pokemon doesnt suck. Piano doesnt suck.
Yeah, you get the point. Kindaa messed up a few things there, but oh well
That would be all.
