First of all, hello to Mr Emo......I mean, Richter 
Secondly,
from urban dictionary. And morph need a bring all the other things you have told me didnt exist and you failed.
debit card and so on.
Poor poor morph he knows nothing.
1. Urban dictionary is full of BS.
2. Urban dictionary is all about URBAN words and expressions, and generally the slang of English.
3. Urban dictionary contains "Engrish" like you say.
4. Engrish is NOT a language. It is simply a misinterpretation of the official American English language.
5. Ergo, Engrish doesnt exist for me. Show me somewhere that it lists Engrish as a language, along with English, German, Italian, French, Japanese, etc, and I will admit that it is a language.
6. Like UD states, Engrish is:
"A form of English", not a different language. I can start combining Greek with English, in my posts, and start calling it "Greeklish". That doesnt make it a language. It only makes me seem like an idiot, nothing more.
Like you said Altaux, I pity the fool (you) 
That would be all.