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Reply #3001 May 10, 2010 8:44:34 PM
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LURKER!!! you posted like 1 millisecond after my post wtfz.

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Reply #3002 May 10, 2010 8:46:39 PM
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wow my english just commited suicide

 

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Reply #3003 May 10, 2010 8:47:23 PM
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and twi no pic stillz try tinypic

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Reply #3004 May 10, 2010 8:47:42 PM
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ok my joke attempts!!

i will make three!! the first 2 will fail

A man walks in to a bar......and says ouch.

 

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Reply #3005 May 10, 2010 8:48:32 PM
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FAIL

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Reply #3006 May 10, 2010 8:48:44 PM
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Skidi: Well, I'm interested to hear it.

OMG

So, a little girl gets curious one day, and asks her mom how people got here.  Her mom answers that God put us all on the Earth. Still curious, the girl asks her dad, and her dad tells her the people started out as monkeys, and that we slowly became human. Confused further still, the girl goes back to her mom, and says "Well, you said God did it, and Dad says we started out as monkeys!" her mom then says "Well, that's very easy to explain. I told you about MY side of the family, and your dad told you about HIS side"

Xer0 \^/

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Reply #3007 May 10, 2010 8:49:55 PM
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Sigh.  I guess I'm still undercover(That's the only pic I haz!!!

OOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BRB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Reply #3008 May 10, 2010 8:50:06 PM
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fail and i belive that  we evolved from monkey but adom and eve where the first humans to be recognized by the Christan god

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Reply #3009 May 10, 2010 8:50:30 PM
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xer0: here wut

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Reply #3010 May 10, 2010 8:51:12 PM
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Quoting skidiantasa,
reply 3008
fail and i belive that  we evolved from monkey but adom and eve where the first humans to be recognized by the Christan god

Aww... I liked that joke.  Anyway, good theory.

Xer0 \^/

EDIT\\\ Um, you said that you could have said so many more things on the last page that you didn't.... or I missread that.

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Reply #3011 May 10, 2010 8:51:15 PM
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my english still commiting suicide

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Reply #3012 May 10, 2010 8:51:26 PM
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Quoting Xer07,
reply 2982
*sighs*

Well, today started off rather normally, walked in and got hugged by Mishayla, but not before noticing a large bruise covering 1/4 of the right side of her face.  Once we finish our embrace, she tells me that she's feeling a bit off today, given that yesterday she was in a car crash and got a concussion (mild, hopefully) as a result.  So, all day I kept my eye on her as much as possible, catching her when she stumbled and so forth.  Despite her insistances to all her friends that all she had was a headache, I didn't trust her white lie, and caused myself to be late to several classes to escort her to hers.  That, and today I confonted Jess (the girl who told me not to ask Mishayla out until August) if she lied to me or not.  Bad choice, as she flipped out on me, saying I didn't appreciate her help, and that the next time she'll just let me get rejected and blah blah blah...

But, getting that out of the way, back to everyone's mini-gasm in the Forums.

Xer0 \^/

Hmm this whole Jess thing sounds very complicated.....

How much do you trust your "friend" Jess? Because it seems to me like she is double-playing you..... And I think you could "hypothetically" ask Mishayla out, to see where you 2 stand. Just be casual and say "hey Mishayla, what would you say if I asked you out one of these days?"

I dont want to give you bad advice, its just my 2 cents.

Quoting Twilight_Storm,
reply 2988
Good way to think of things, Skidi(Didn't expect anything else from you TBH.)  Tell it like it is!

Morph:  I can haz karma nao?

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Reply #3013 May 10, 2010 8:52:18 PM
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Wierd, it shows up for me still...

Anyway:

Bad pic, I know, the one that's in gmail is better...

Still pre-haircut...

My last resort is to link to Myspace.

-Twilight Storm

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Reply #3014 May 10, 2010 8:53:44 PM
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Callen: PRE-Haircut?!? My hair is at least 1 1/2 to 2x that long!

bwaaah?

Xer0 \^/

It's not that I personally like Jess, btw, but she's a crucial part of my relationship with Mishayla and her friends...

Did I mention the pop-quiz she gave me? The questions were:

1.  Do you like to hang out with girls or guys more? (Girls)

2.  What kind of movies do you like? (Mystery/Romance)

3.  Are your clothes interchangable with girls? (yes)

4.  Do you have more chick or guy friends? (chick)

5.  Do you hang out with your chick or guy friends more? (chick)

According to this; I"m either gay or a man-whore. I chose man-whore.

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Reply #3015 May 10, 2010 8:54:39 PM
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Umm...

Nobody's gonna LOL cuz they wanna win...

AND MACCILIA IS A MEMBER OF THE CHATROOM!!!   SINCE THE BEGINNING ALMOST!!!   THEY JUST DOESN"T POST OFTEN!!!

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Reply #3016 May 10, 2010 8:55:18 PM
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Quoting Xer07,
reply 3006
Skidi: Well, I'm interested to hear it.

OMG

So, a little girl gets curious one day, and asks her mom how people got here.  Her mom answers that God put us all on the Earth. Still curious, the girl asks her dad, and her dad tells her the people started out as monkeys, and that we slowly became human. Confused further still, the girl goes back to her mom, and says "Well, you said God did it, and Dad says we started out as monkeys!" her mom then says "Well, that's very easy to explain. I told you about MY side of the family, and your dad told you about HIS side"

Xer0 \^/

LOLS

Nice joke Xer07 So you got 1 LOL, you need 2 more. Unless someone else beat you to it......

DAMN you guys spam-post a lot

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Reply #3017 May 10, 2010 8:55:57 PM
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damn i was expecting a good lookingg girl i could eat sundaes off of but your a MAN *hits head on wall*

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Reply #3018 May 10, 2010 8:58:09 PM
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ok!!! no laughs no laughs tough crowd.

Next joke.

you must luagh at this one.

ok A king was gving his daughters hand in marriage. However 5 pronces came so to marry her, so the King decided to have a competition.

First he told them to gather ten of the some fruit then return to the castle.

The fist prince returned to castle with oranges, so the King told him, okay I will let you marry my daughter if you can swallow all ten oranges. After 6 oranges the Prince choked and died.

The second came with 10 apples but after 6 he died.

Thirdly the 3rd prince came with cherries, at nine cheries he started laughing uncontrollably and choked, but did not die. When he awoke the palace doctor asked him what happened he almost won?

The prince I replied, I was fine until I saw the next guy coming with watermellons

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Reply #3019 May 10, 2010 8:59:42 PM
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IT WORKS???

YAYZ!!!

And my hair is an inch long nao(I shaved it completely)

And no comment on me spilling my guts?

W W!!

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Reply #3020 May 10, 2010 9:00:03 PM
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DAMN!

2 More lolz? *reaches into bag of mystery and wonder* *<--- no homo*

So, this is a conversation between a 28-year-old married couple. (Thoughts included)

Wife: Hey, honey... I don't have any underwear on...

Husband: *Oh, damn, tonight I might get lucky!* Hey, I don't have any underwear on either, you know...

Wife: Ahahaha, great! *Damn, now I have to wash those pants twice*

Xer0 \^/

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Reply #3021 May 10, 2010 9:01:24 PM
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Honestly most of my jokes only caribbean ppl eill get them.

do any of you know what a Rasta is?

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Reply #3022 May 10, 2010 9:02:27 PM
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lolz, Altaux.  Defintely worth it!

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Reply #3023 May 10, 2010 9:05:13 PM
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Hmmmm, this one's kinda messed up, but...

So, a Haitian man walks into a bar and  asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says,

OMFG GET ALL THIS RUBBLE OFF ME!!!

Meh, not mine, but it's worth a shot.

Xer0 \^/

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Reply #3024 May 10, 2010 9:05:23 PM
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Quoting Twilight_Storm,
reply 3015
Umm...

Nobody's gonna LOL cuz they wanna win...

AND MACCILIA IS A MEMBER OF THE CHATROOM!!!   SINCE THE BEGINNING ALMOST!!!   THEY JUST DOESN"T POST OFTEN!!!

-Twilight Storm | Maccilia: The obscure family member of the Chatroom, we all have one.

Sorry but, he never posts in too often, never takes part in our discussions, umm...well, obscure member like you said....

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Reply #3025 May 10, 2010 9:06:01 PM
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Quoting Xer07,
reply 2989

I didn't see a sad love story column in Morph's game...

LMAO

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