Banned for hyding in the shadows to avoid getting a tan.

Banned for what you do in the shadows.... and other dark corners.

Banned for getting repetitive.

Banned for light sources to dream this stuff up by. Fifty Lumens you are find, apiece. Make your first deposit at Luminarios's on 5th St. back door, ask for molinario, you'll know him by the greasy kid stuff on his apron. Give him the Lumens and wait thirty minutes. If he ain't back by then well...........you're screwed.    

Banned for blaming the bugs when its the TINYMICE who are on a cheese strike.

Banned for tiny iskus dus in the middle of rush hour no less, Of all the noive. *typo deliberate*

Banned for no double post. This is maddening.

Banned for double madness.

Banned for jelly bellies but forgetting the jellies again. 

hoo boo   

So you're the dadstesrdly duoe behind yjr plost of humaninitity.  I smell french toast. 

banned for not reading between the letters to see that he did ban

Banned again for not lurcking first then ban the crap out of it.