Banned for nonsense.

banned for once again bringing religion into this, what do you think god has a sense of humor.   i mean he does but still

Banned because my mum gave me a speech about not submitting to peer pressure and how easy it is to get drunk after I had told her I had four glasses of wine at a party.

Really? Fiurt3 glpawewses  to-gb et dirunk?

And why is there a cow noise and a cockerel noise coming from neighbours' gardens?

Banned because there actually is a random cockerel on the opposite side of the road (owned by the people who live there), but I still have no idea why there was a cow outside.

Maybe the cockerel was high or something.

banned for red cow red chicken

Banned because that doesn't rhyme. Your case is invalid.

your banned for banning an invalid post which banned an invalid post,

banned for thinking any opf my points are invalid.

banned for i didnt say limer was invalid just his last post.

banned for sneaking into my room today and sticking your finger down my throat

banned for thinking you could sneak in without waking me up.  i can hear a cat walk across carpet when i am asleep

Banned for doing it to him.

Banned because Inglorious Bastards is actually incredibly talky.