banned for cowboy bubble bath

Banned for the bubbles in Rio Bravo, not that you could hear'em on screen, but Stumpy sure as heck knew where they came from.

Banned for Dean Martin was always too drunk in Rio Bravo to know there even was a hen house.... much less that Stump's brother leftthe freakin' door open for all sorts o' varmints t' getv in thar fer a feast.

Banned for painting the outhouse with obnoxious so that it stunk afore anyone used it.

Banned for not flushing.

Banned for spending an hour looking for the flusher in a NO-flush outhouse.... that's gonna take a backhoe to remove.

Banned for giving the scrubber a rubber to rub out her street scrubbing offences at the cop shop.

Banned for going up against the Terminator and telling him he's met his match: cos you're the fornicator and you're going to fech him up.

Banned for 80's rifts and 90's gifs and 2000's nitpicking.

Banned for not spraying the air freshener too.

banned for letting the bo flow

Banned for closing the door to warm things up and share your airflow with others.

Banned for slamming the door that hard behind me that it came off the hinges and now I'm using it as shade for my medicinal herbs