Banned for taking a laxi and starting the Me Poo movement.

Banned for using Winnie's name in vain.

Banned for striving before the wind and missing the Sou'Wester that would have unclogged the vanity basin after you deposited 10Lbs of mud in it while washing your hands.

Banned going to bed with clean sheets and waking in the morning with solution in hand

Banned for getting dirty laundry to do your banning for you.

Banned for what was lost and may never be found, unless by those sneaking around in the shadows with other nefarious individuals who are scouring down there for shit what don't belong the 'em.

Banned for loose lips and tight wads.

Banned for tricking Johnny into revealing his secret identities.

Banned for secreting telltales.

Banned for not telling the police officer the truth when he asked if you had been drinking today.... those 4 cups of coffee, 3 glasses of water and a can of coke don't constitute drinking?

Banned for spinning webs to trap flies and other morsels, then getting snarky when they don't fall for your trap.

Banned for thinking that webbed toes will make you swim faster.... though they're useful when crushing grapes, you don't get the squishy bit between yer toes.... though I'm told those are the tastiest.

Banned for making bubbles in the bath and busting them with your toe.