banned for screaming for ice cream

Banned for excluding your own current incongruous, diametric, inconsistent, convoluted, hairbrained, phlegmatic, farts in a bag.

Banned for brain farts.

banned for blaming illness on your problems

Banned for letting the hair in your nether regions grow uncontrollably out of proportion... go to the barber and get it trimmed back.

Banned for using vulgar adages when referring to dentists

It's like the woman who told her dentist that she didn't know what was worse, getting a tooth pulled or having a baby.

The dentist replied: "well make up your mind, lady, so's I know how to adjust the chair."

Banned for adjusting two short planks so that they're even thicker.

banned for hatin on the thicc 

Banned for doing doo in Palacedoo, where all they do all day is doo, doo and more doo to their hearts content.

Also banned for the thiccy triccy that upset miccy because it was sticcy and stucc to his diccy prior to an inspection by Dr Wiccy, who is very piccy and very much dislikes thriccery when other people are genuinely sicc.

Banned for 'C'  2.79x10 2 da 6

banned for not wanting to do the hard stuff

Banned for sums of the larger part while sums of the smaller part get ignored.... meaning the rich get richer and the poor get eff-all.