since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for not cooking the chicken long enough
Banned for side orders.
banned for letting the mash potatoes grow soggy with gravy
Banned for failing to use vegan approved air popped, sun dried, organic banning methods.
Banned for roasted bans and steamed other stuff.
banned for overcooked bans with little to no flavour or condiments.
Banned for chocolate dipped edible undies under the moonlight.
banned for doing things at night
Banned for doing them in broad daylight down dark alleys.
Banned for munchies in the afternoon during a blitz.
Banned for blitzing the local mart for evening munchies while watching the 'box'.
Banned for banning the box what holds the key to the secrets of the universe.
banned for keying the universe just because it cut you off in traffic
Banned 'cause Mars went red ten seconds before I got there. Traffic was a mess.
banned for not turning left at albuquerque
Banned for not knowing the right exit at BackOfBuggery would have missed all the traffic and is a quicker route to the Red Planet.
Also banned for reading your maps upside down - or downside up - whichever you do in the Northern Hemisphere
Banned for being unable to find your own backside with compass both hands and a map while reading the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe".
banned for forgetting your towel
Banned for leaky showers.
Banned for coming down in the last shower and leaving a puddle.
Banned for peedidling in the puddle.
banned for jumping puddles in the middle of your shower
Banned for Puddle Jumpers. What we used to call VW Beetles back in the day.
Banned for playing Slug Bug MMA and forgetting your Hockey Mask.
banned for masking the pain with beetle juice
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