Banned for violating the Non Disclosure Ban on Bans made multiple times during the same post.

Banned for relevance.

Banned for still being at this after all these years and not yet managing to ban everything.

Ban everything!

Banned for posting as pic of your pimply arse on this 'ere forum.... ever hear of Clearacil?

Banned for not having the appropriate credentials to ban me for not showing the appropriate credentials to recommend pimple treatment to a bloke with the most pimples on one arse that I have ever seen.

That, however, does not give you license to show your pimply arse here to go one spot better.

Banned for plausible deniability gone wrong.... that butt is yours, doctored or not.  And don't say 'where's the tail if it's mine'?  Your tail was docked very early after birth due to it getting in the way during number two's.

Banned for non-compos minties.

banned for assumption of being a family friendly website/forum

they let in starkers 

banned for being part of the big time

Banned 'cause we all aspire to be high on the bottom rung of the ladder.

Banned 'cause I'd rather have the ladder rung than the bucket kicked.

Banned for having rung the bloke with the bucket to bring it over.