Banned for checking it in the first place.

banned for you've tested positive for onamatopoeia

I hereby posit that you are banned.

Banned for banning those with fancy pants.

banned for having fancy pants now take them off and give them back to the dog.

banned for i told him to take your pants off of him.  seems to me he likes dogs

Banned because the word you're looking fore here is bisexual.

Which make no sense because it surely means "two-sexed," ergo implying that you are in possession of multiple genders.

banned for I meant that I like to get into women's pants. If I like wearing their pants, am I a cross-dresser? And since it's a figure of speech, am I a figurative cross-dresser?

And no, I have one set of equipment I only match up with its polar opposite.

banned for not knowing what the equipment is.  what are we talking about again.

Banned for talking about compasses in such a guarded fashion.

Banned for misinterpreting Draak's post.

banned for not knowing what you meant.