banned for whining about upgrades

Banned 'cause Octopi are smart. They have eight brains, one in each arm. We only got one in a head. What's up with that?

banned for squaring up on your numerology 

banned for living in idaho

Banned for rocking musical causes in Pa, while the teas on Long Island are shorter than they used to be due to the Long Island Tea glasses not being as tall anymore cos the glass blower got old and ran out of puff.

And if a woman from California was named Cate, would you call her Forni Cate?

banned for punage to the extreme

Banned for allowing your pubes to grow that long.

banned for wanting a shaved kitty

Banned for not going to the circus but letting it come to a boob tube near you.

Banned for not seeing the headlights for the big rig comin' at ya.

Banned.............................Yum!   

Banned for bobble heads.

Banned for truckin' on down to the head shop to get your screws adjusted.