since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for not advising on the best diet and weight loss pills so I can lighten up.
Banned for not using your pin to deflate the tire around your waist.
Banned for that tyre does important work and has saved me from falling flat on my face more than once while drunk.
Banned for drunken tires without the upchuck bowl.
Banned for chucking up the bowl and getting tired of the drunken street walkers who spent their last buck on a gin fizz.
Banned for dunkin' donuts after hours.
Banned for being the nut who spent all his doe at a fast food joint claiming to have crispy creme
Banned for huffing cremesickles and blaming it on Raising Doe.
Banned for raising hell in a donut shop cos the creme tasted like sickly spaghetti.
Banned for not liking soylent green.
Banned for green crackers and ham.
banned for hamming it up on the ban line
Banned for pork bellies.
Banned for hi ho, hi ho, for it's off to work we go, with a knife and fork and a belly full of pork, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho.
Also banned for rubbing bacon behind your ears so's the dog 'll kiss ya.
Banned for pigly diglies.
Banned fer diggin' in tha muck with tha piggies ta see if thar be any buried treasure in tha pigpen.
Aaaarrrggghhhh!!!!!
banned by the sad monkeys that dance for pence
Banned for invoking space monkeys.
Banned for looking at monkeys with an air of WTF.
Banned because it cool to look at those monkeys and welcome the freaks.
Banned for freakin' well monkeying around cos you thought it was cool to put on a monkey suit and go to the ball as a shrunk down King Kong.
banned for being shrunk down
Banned for not knowing how to spell "drunk".
Banned for not knowing how to spell inebriated while drunk.
Banned for insinuating my knees are drunk.
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