Banned for blaming Bloody Mary for opening the floodgates and seeing everybody on Bourbon Street up to their ankles in it.  Frankly, she shouldn't save it up but pee more often to prevent 'When the levee Breaks'.

Banned for the moment the world stopped to watch a presidential election and never got going again because the space race ended with a whimper, and a satellite going on strike for better pay and conditions cos it was lacking atmosphere and company up there.

banned for striking the election

Banned for fake bans.

banned for using f words 

banned for thinking that starkers is the maid

banned for strumming too hard

Banned for picking your nose... err, I mean hose, and have it leaking all over the place.

Banned for hosing your lawn's crab grass to make 'em outgrow your lawn's crab grass.

banned because your chewing gum loses its flavor on the bedpost over night

banned for bathing

Banned for holding my nose 'cause its gettin' stinky. PU!