since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for putting the tea to a boil but ignoring the beans laying around
Banned for reading tea leaves and thinking its a novel bestseller.
Banned for keeping best selling tea leaves to yourself.
Banned for reading
banned for using the number line
Banned for lining up numbers all in a row.
Banned for the pretty maids all in a row.
banned for calling the maids out
Banned for calling the maids names unbecoming of virginal lassies who have yet to kiss a boy.
Banned for assuming the maids are virgins
banned for liking your drinks that way
Banned for swilling Kentucky Blue Grass.
Banned fer not trying scrumpy.
banned for going for the pinko vodka
Banned fer swillin' tha bilge cos tha cap'n stopped yer rum rashions.
Banned for being so drunk that your forum post had an accent
banned for mocking someone's accent without acknowledging your own
Banned for dialects.
Banned for accentuating the Klingon dialect just to get noticed at the sci-fi fair.
Banned for partying with Ferengi women.
*hint, all Ferengi women go naked*
Banned for attending the Ferengi orgy with just one condom and a pair of crutches in case ya can't walk home afterwards.
Banned for indulging in extra vehicedicular adventures.
Banned for adventuring at all
banned for puttering around the house
Banned for puttering around the golf course in Lilliput on a putt putt mini bike cos a Harley woulda scared off all the Lilliputians.
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