since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for promoting naked food in a place where dress code is everything.
banned for codifying everything not nailed down
Banned 'cause the dress code is in the wild. Two dots and a dash were last seen streaking towards Oz with intent to denude the local wildlife.
banned for letting the ozzies out
Banned for giving him the key and directions to the cage.
Banned for leaving the cage open and yelling "Who let the dogs out."
banned for not seeing the poor cat inside
Banned for hiding it in the corner so we'd leave the pussy behind
banned for trying to corner the market
Banned for going to market to get your poor doggie a bone,
but when you bent over,
Rover took over
and gave you a bone of his own.
banned for going in a direction not allowed by nature
Banned for blaming mom for your lack of milkbones for din din.
Banned for hiding the milkbones under the table until Ryat's mammy sent him to bed early for whining about missing out on his fave side-dish.
banned for dishing on the side
Banned for siding with the server dishing up platefuls of unsavoury goo with absolutely no place in an eatery set up for people with more discerning tastes.
banned for trying to be discerning
Banned for not discerning about this or that.
banned for this and that
Banned for leaving out the other thing.
Banned for blanking the other thing in public while wearing a mini skirt and high heels
banned for heeling up high
Banned for feeling like a heel but having no sole.
Banned for sole possession of everything that doesn't work and hiding in your back pocket with built in holes.
Banned for sole possession of nothing that fell through the holes in yer back pocket and got picked up by hobos, whose gain of bugger all is your loss of sod all and even less.
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