since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for teething out of season.
Banned for references to worn down old gnashers that couldn't bite the fork out of a well-worn nightie.
banned for taking the fork at the road
Banned for going 'round the block twice and leaving skidmarks
banned for skidding out of control
Banned fer leaving yer underwear on the road, skid-marks side up.
banned for mocking the queen of under there
Banned for having another double stab at it while professing to allowing queens in yer undies.
Banned for the Royal Toots.
Banned for tooting your horn in places with noise abatement and indecency laws.
Banned for indecent references to indecency laws.
banned for sticking your tongue out to hitchhike across the known universe
Banned for not having any fish.
Banned for leaving the fish in your pocket overnight.... now you smell like the morning after the night before.
Banned for having too sensitive olfactory receptors.
banned for improper use of your towel
Banned for double posting. And get off my InterGalactic Overpass you whippersnapper.
Banned for over-enthusiastic banning at a time when conservative measures are in place to stop anarchy completely overwhelming the Houses Of Banning and preserve some semblance of dignity.
banned for assuming that the conservatives are in charge
Banned for thinking of conservative in a political sense.... I was just thinking 'with a not too heavy handed approcach' and not wielding the big stick.
Banned for inability to spell "approach" and sizing up somebody's stick.
Banned for assaulting typos with great gusto and concealing your 'big' stick just in case it comes up undersized when measured.
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