Banned for being older than your teeth but younger than your gums.

Banned confusing chewing on gum with work.

Banned for gumming up gum wrappers with gum prechewed by seven gummy bears.

Banned for going down to the woods today, disguised in a Bigfoot suit to watch bears shit, when all of a sudden a poppa bear comes over and humps your leg.

Banned for denigrating Humpty Trumpty after he fell off the wall. 

Banned for trivialising the efforts of the Chinese to build a bit of a wall to keep the damned rabbits out.

banned for not knowing the purpose

Banned for talking about members without the nut-job lunatic tendencies but keeping the other stuff.

Banned for the semblance of sanity but with a clear touch of loony binitis and an overwhelming tendency to flip your lid as nonchalantly as flipping a pancake in the pan while readying the maple syrup by holding the bottle upside down between your toes.

Banned for muttering words under your breath so's the majority doesn't find out that you like to wear pantyhose and black lingerie with frills on Friday nights while the missus is out to bingo with her friends.

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Banned for the criticism but going over anyway..... good job, however.  

Banned for getting your thumb stuck up your nose while searching for that elusive dollar coin you lost a while ago.

Also banned for not trying another orifice of possibility.