banned for mocking the frog

Banned for defrocking Miss Piggy so's Kermit could have his wicked way with her.

Banned for flying in the face of respectability with mockery, denigration and throwing sour old onions to make the good girls cry while they bemoan their loss of innocence to wicked elves with ill intent and very large protruberances which they empty at regular intervals into their hankies during cold and flu season

Banned for snot fair that some people can afford hankies while impoverished others are reduced to recycled tissues, newspaper or coat sleeves.

Banned for an asterisk party between the 8s.

Banned 4 4cing your point of view across with 2 much gusto.

Banned for having a deep understanding of phrenology.

Banned for also using 'that word' and bringing disgrace to these 'ere forums a second time in succession

Banned for algorithms and thinking that being algebraic is fashionable.

Banned for running a pensioners numbers game and taking away business from 'Uncle Mario'

banned for double banning/posting and changing things to cya

Banned for all that creepy doggy talk earlier.

Banned to all who read that creepy doggy talk without dropping the ban hammer of righteousness on the creepy doggywhisperers.

All others pre-emptively banned just because I can and because Mjölner was shattered and now nothing stands in the way of my conquest of the this Realm, which I could do with a simple ball-peen hammer at this point, or the heel of my shoe (once I get the hole in it fixed).