Banned for pilfering words from a pop song to make your point.

Banned fer gettin' yer knickers in a knot over wot's hot and wots not in the world of melodious this or thats.

Banned for having knees so nobbly they far outdo Craggy Rock for lumps, bumps and outcrops.

Banned fer carpet burns on yer knees after a wild night pretending to be a doggy fer yer missus

Just hope you liked the doggy biscuits as treats when you rolled over and played dead.

And behaved like a good little doggy when she put you in the bath and administered your flea treatment

banned for scraping the barrel

banned for being jealous because you didn't have the most teeth

Banned for impersonating a dentist to reveal who had the most teeth and getting bitten by an asylum inmate known for leaving prominent tooth marks on peoples derrieres while kissing ass and generally sucking up big time to receive treats.

Banned for being underly complicated and completely ignoring the finer details for the bland, uninteresting and downright under-cooked with a dash ketchup.

banned for a bad case of the hershey squirts

Banned for peurile potty humor.

banned for planting your flag on planets of dubious origins

Banned for being snippy, and snappy, and so unlike Snoopy.

Banned for letting the dog out.... so you could sleep in the kennel.