Banned for the one that jumped into the boat and swamped it.

banned for trying to change the game

Banned for hook line and stinker.

Banned for assuming I use a toilet.

(certified hillbilly here)

Banned for mooning crescent wise then regurgitating the left overs.

Banned for being unnecessarily heavy on Melodic Metal and being completely out of tune with life cos you took a Walk on the Wild Side to skip Social Studies while at school.

Banned for not knowing that there is no such thing as un-melodic metal, or any other lind of misic without melody.  There is, however, disharmonic music, some of which is metal.

Banned for blaming Bill, who even in his worst attempts did not cause you any kind of payment or financial penalty.  However, Bill did suggest that you should pay more for pleasures from ladies of the night than most because you're a tight-arsed skinflint who even tries to hide money in the holes in his socks to avoid payment,

banned for gray dower scratching sacks for outfits

banned for missing out on laundry day

Banned for having skids and the marks they leave behind.

Banned for being fearful of the slippery, not thrilled by slopes of danger, and for assuming that I'm wearing pants.