Banned for dissing Rastafarian culture and other twisty stuff found on a Dreadlock Holiday with cricket and rum by the shipload.

Banned for even thinking of raisin-flavored rum.  Yuck!  There's a reason they don't make that stuff.  Now some tasty anise-flavored rum, that sounds like something I could Go4.

Banned for mouthing off.

Banned for needing to be fed before being fed up to the hilt of fed beings from the Fed wearing fedoras.

Banned for banning without an avatar.

Banned for telling Brer Fox to ava tar and getting him stuck to the tar baby in full view of the public, who sneered and mocked him in his silly predicament.

Banned for getting on the merry go round of dinky doodles and wacky warblers who dish out fake nudes and pass them off as political parasites without a pot to piss in.

Banned for frivolous opinions while frolicking to the frivolities with Frederick Frivolicking, whose notorious frivolous frolicking is known in parts far wider than all the continents but lesser than the distance to the moon.  However, do not underestimate Frederick's frivolous festivities as not being the bone fide frolicking, for it freely frolics frantically whenever fricking Fanny Farks fechs off down Frivoli Way to join the festivities with famished feasters feverishly funneling food into their forgotten gobs.

Banned for ditto.   

banned for acronyms 

Banned for callong old people bastards just 'cause they won' take no shit from you.

Banned for descriptions of self.

Banned for leaving out the most important part..... self-deprecation and self-flagellation wiv a cat o' nine for lacking self-discipline in a time when anarchy is threatening to take over our libraries, museums and salt water aquariums.