Banned for being mindful of bans coming on the heels of even more bans 'cause bans are banned.

Banned for excessive use of ans.

Breaker, breaker, I'm taking a short-short to ban any four wheeler banning on channel 12, now come on back.

Bannings will proceed on channel 9, now come on back.

I'm a backing out now.

Banned for delving under the rug and finding a whole swathe of bankers debts; several books about espionage by former CIA spies; a complete horde of broken promises by politicians, and a autobiographic movie script written by Harvey Weinstein named: 'Oh What A good Boy Am I.'

Banned for dreaming up fictitious characters.

Banned for not fixing this....................................................................................................................................^

Banned for not helping a lonely woman out with a little cream and sugar when she needs it.

banned for running of the caffeine hounds

Banned for dropping the dead donkey on its head and causing irreparable brain damage.... along with permanently bent ears and its nose out of place.

Banned for eating Chicken Little cos Eeyore was quickly on the hoof and got away before you could truss him up for roast hee-haw and baste him in hot pepper sauce.

Banned for peppering the ladies down the street with hee-haws and offending their sensibilities with donkey talk that should have been left on the farm with the mules and old codgers chasing nubile milkmaids with large hands for teet pulling.

Banned for not knowing the reason why.

banned for asking why