banned for stealing spam

Banned for frolicking on the commons without a stitch on and scaring the gnomes, the pixies and a troupe of gypsies who were curious as to where you'd gotten such big nuts and berries.

Band for over- use of the term "frolick", when what you really want is a good frog-lick.

Banned for frog legs and drumsticks and wings with no feathers.

Banned for chickens don't fly the coop, they just roost in it.

Banned for keeping Foghorn Leghorn out of the hen house and making him patrol the perimeter with just a pea shooter to defend the keep.

Banned for preferring young chicks but still serving up old birds with more breast meat.

Banned for there's no limits in the nut house, unless you go full-tilt and get fitted with a strait jacket and a muzzle.

However, if you go full-tilt, the muzzle is fitted first so's you can't bite the bloke fitting the strait jacket.  Oh and going full-tilt has its consequences.  You get force-fed through a tube up yer nose.... which is better than cutting out the middle-man and getting force-fed up Uranus.

Banned for self delusions.

Banned for disregarding individuality and what makes each person a unique being..... and some downright peculiar.

Won't mention any names but some of 'em frequent this 'ere thread.

Hey!

I resemble that remark.

Banned 'cause I resemble that remark.

banned for getting old-timers