Banned for air drying your nether regions in the locker room. Got that from a commercial. Lol

Banned for cultural pronunciation.

Banned for restarting the inquisition.

Banned for scoffing platefuls of Paella while the renewed Spanish Inquisition methodically goes around burning witches at the stake... look out Phoebe, Piper and Prue

Banned for Missing the point.

Banned for never having had one and dwelling on the lunatic fringe, where an exit is improbable due to sanity being a prerequisite to riding the gravy train out of there.  Sadly, your qualifications are inadequate.

banned for trying to bring in the feeling game

banned for putting holes in every computer

Banned for Super Glue is old hat:  these days it's a nail gun with 6 inch nails, to be sure, to be sure.

Banned for getting confused when the Mad Hatter told you to go into the round room and stand in the corner.... then put one thumb up your left nostril and the other in your right ear, all while standing with one foot on a banana skin and the other in a bucket of whitewash.

Now you know why he's called the Mad Hatter.  

Banned for coming full circle and discovering you've caught up with yourself.

Banned for posting in the wrong thread, apparently accidently.

Please delete that non-banning heresy.