Banned for hiding down the rabbit hole with Miss Bugsy and ignoring the other letters of the alphabet that I did use to form words.

Banned for an antiquated numerical system that mimics letters of the alphabet to add, subtract and multiply.

Banned for non-recognition of the free license to double/triple ban whenever I like.

Banned because penguins are the subject of page 1 or 2 bans, not page 881 bans.

Banned for waffling on when important matters of the sausage need attending to.

Banned for last I heard, bread was baked in a bakery.... and sausages in a butchery, but where do roosters lay their eggs?

Banned for thinking that Foghorn Leghorn got his end away with Miss Prissy.

Banned for climbing out of the rabbit hole with Miss Bugsy's underwear on your head.

Banned for profiling Kermit as a hick, just because of the banjo.

banned for flinging the poo

banned for hating on the the length

Banned for dragging the banless innocent into this realm of forever-banning, Mr. Dang Long, a Chinese exchange student I have never met, warranted no such treatment.

banned for highfalutin words