Banned for my flying tomato was traded in for a flying pomegranate that can double as a submarine; a car; a truck when necessary, and as a regular piece of fruit when the relevant transport authorities come 'round wanting registration fees, etc.

Also banned for 'fixing' the brakes on my flying tomato so it ended up going SPLAT upon landing.

Banned for encouraging Master Bates to put gooey splotches on my brand-new thingwybob after I'd paid an arm and a leg for it to be delivered direct from the warehouse blotch and blemish free

Banned for every ban between every other ban and then some.... including those in the fine print and others written in invisible ink to confuse blind orators and hearing impaired buglers.

Banned for being the party of the third part, who banned the party of the first part without knowing the party of the second part, who knew both the party of the first part and the party of the fourth part, who didn't know any of the parties but swears he saw the party of the first part slipping a brown paper bag full of money under the table to the party of the second part, who suddenly had a brand new car the drive the party of the fifth part around to check up on his business acquaintance selling their wares on the street to any party of any part so long as they got plenty of filthy lucre to spend.

Banned for being rather dramatic

I like to keep things subtle   

Banned for proclaiming innocence in the 1st degree while crossing your fingers behind your back and hoping like hell that nobody saw the CCTV footage of the dirty deed to which most dirty old men would be proud to admit to if it gave them notoriety and exposure in social circles where brazen acts are vigourously applauded by peers of the realm.

Banned for applicated in the 1st degree, with a double jeopardy indemnity clause so you can't appeal the ban on grounds of having been banned before under similar circumstances.... similar, as in near enough... is not good enough.

banned for being blinded by the light and being revved up

Banned for being so easily startled that you difn' get it.

Banned for thinking a merry-go-round was a real horse race and bet on the one with the pole protruding from its belly.

Banned for going all square when circular logic and rectangles make more sense in a world of varying degrees of mathematical challenges, which may even include 3-D triangles with strong similarities to those pyramids of Biblical proportions.

Banned for not seeing the epic odyssey in pyramid hunting with a telescope intently trained on stars both far and near.

Banned for going to a concert wearing spandex and long eared puppy dog slippers with low visibility due to foggy emissions from all the old farts sitting in the front row pigging out on Mama Luigi's homemade chili. Hot stuff!