Banned for anal probes may not be as alien as we might wanna think.... there are some sadistic doctors who like to stick things.... unless of course they learnt it from aliens.... or who are in fact aliens incognito... and using makeup to disguise the grey skin.

But what about them beady fechen alien eyes??????   Shades????

Banned for the hamster that took a swan dive off the ferris wheel and landed in ma's fairy floss.... frightened the crap out of her, it did.

No, no, not cos it landed in it... cos she near choked on it  Nah, couldn't have been easy digesting all that fur.

Banned for selective reassignment.

banned for blaming chemistry instead of lack of self control

Banned for there is no then what, just a what if and a conquered.... if mankind can survive beyond the year 2525.

Banned for saying melons. 

Banned for not seeing the jockularity.   Feeling bad?    And banned for saying melon.

banned for slicing fingers

banned for run dlc

Banned for Tender Loin Cutlets... TLC

Banned for going back to school... tho we know it's not just about ABCs.  No, somebody's hot for teacher.

banned for nun of the above

banned for being pretty in black