Banned for chewing off more than you can bite.

Banned for not saying off of what.

Banned for the off chance reality is stranger than fiction. 

Banned for science fiction.... often leads viewers up the garden path and is stranger than than a bucketful of hermaphradite worms.

Banned for I thinks you think too much about this, that and whatever else... take a pill and chill out, will ya.

banned for being happy on a sad day

Banned for ripping avatar from a Corona commercial.

Banned for having poor taste in beers 

Banned for reminding me of the dangling participle. 

Banned for not accepting that women should not have to deal with dangly bits in the workplace... unless of course they're very much attracted to the uber cute office boy in the tight pants that show off his ambition to climb the corporate ladder... the CEO's wife has her eye on him, too

Banned for eyeing the missies.

(And stress at work is serious, I hope your getting help with that.  One big foot step at a time The Ryat.     )

Banned for stress is your mind telling you that you've taken on too much... so lighten yer load and drop that bag o' spuds.

Banned for light at the end of the funnel... but don't look too closely or you'll end up with stuff in yer eye.