Banned for bringing up screwing yet again... it's distressing when one hasn't had a screw in ages... tho I did bang in a couple of nails recently to hang some pictures.

Banned for Making public Asgard's wormholes.... Loki will be here to deal with you presently... and after that you will be thor.

Banned for I don't have a lithp... it's just that as a youngster I hung my head out of a moving car and my lip got sthretched.

Reminds me of when Mick Jagger hung his head out of a moving car.... the kid in the back seat was beaten senseless by a flying lip.

Banned for Teddy needs lapband surgery.... little bastard always ate too much.

Banned for reading depressing books.  Maybe some new art on the walls... ?

Banned for walking dead do not care if you're bent over or not. 

Banned for zombies don't read the paper, transferred to butt or otherwise.... no, they eat yer brains to find out what ya read in the paper.

Banned for driving to the store... walking the 50 yards wouln't hurt you.

Banned for zombies don't have equal opportunity.... they're usually looked over when applying for jobs, and when was the last time you saw one in a swimming pool?

Banned for the next zombie flick will be 'The Walking Dead Do Sesame Street'.... and Kermit gets to eat brains for the 1st time.

Banned for aquatic oinker.

Banned for noisy bloatfare.

Banned for Dumbo might have big ears, but that don't mean he can fly.... nor are they all the better to hear you with.