Banned for oh yeah, well here's proof..       OK, maybe not.  But I'd watch that movie.   hehe

Banned for disliking celluloid features... you won't do better acting in front of your webcam.

banned for not checking first

Banned for being bugged by hindsight and curses,,,, oh,  and some witch doctors can write you a script for confusion, forgetfulness and other ailments.  Just don't drink the zombie juice or you'll get unnatural cravings for battered brains for breakfast.

Banned for battered beer... like who'd assault a beer before they drank it?

Also banned for more brains... now think, where did the aliens stash Spock's brain?

Banned for letting people tickle your funny bone.... next you'll be allowing folks down at the bowling alley to touch your ball bag.

banned for not going

banned for pinning that on me

Banned for not offering him a Real Deal in a treasure chest. Pot of Gold's gone till next year ya know.

banned for going on and on and on and on.....

Banned for under the circumstances, I would just get over it.  

Banned for the dark side has still a few twists and turns yet... and who knows what'll come out of the woodwork when the lights are off....

Banned for velco is distinctly agitating when used to keep up your underwear.... "So that's where the rash came from: so who on Earth came up with that daft idea?", she mused to herself.