since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
banned for stitch work
Banned for a seamstress 'll stitch it up.... but not if you rip the 'fork' outta yer nightgown.
Banned for having it all sewn up. And ever wonder what seamstress's stress about?
banned for stressing about things
Banned for no stress here. I'm now looking forward to page 777. Surely the lotto will be generous...
AND
Banned for generosity comes not from games of chance... nor through tuppence ha'penny's worth of boiled sweets while riding a penny farthing down a cobblestone street... now ouch, that's gotta hurt.
banned for luck
Banned for luck has nothing to do with it... I got this way through years of training and hard living.
Banned for yes, alot of lot of luck is required. Unless you play the same numbers for twenty years apparently then, the odds are better. hehe good luck wit dat
Banned for 20 years of numbers only matter if it's money in the bank... not that I like the idea of feching bankers getting their grubby paws on it.
Banned for twenty years of debt is more like it. Kidding cuz seriously, I'm the next POWERBALL winner. Just a kindly heads up. Don't hate.
banned for getting hopes up
Banned for "why not me". And in the meantime don't quit the day job is my advice also.
Banned for day jobs are overrated... if you're a nightshift worker. Did that for a couple of years... messed up my sleep patterns something awful.
banned for messing up your sleep patterns
Blame the boss banned.... he's the one who changed my shift.
Also banned for a piece of string is shorter in length than a teas-maid's mini skirt
banned for being shorter than a mini skirt
Banned for not wanting to wear a short shift.
banned for going for coffee first
Banned for going to drain the lizard first.... then heding to the kitchen for a coffee with diruretic properties to start the process all over again,
banned for bowel movements
Banned for yeah baby. (i did not say that) So just banned.
Banned for the Austin Powers impersonation.... and speaking in that deeper voice doesn't go with the mini skirt and long blonde hair.
Banned for next time one should check to make sure no one else posted before one. maybe But first, coffee.
banned for not checking
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