Banned for flying saucers.  For mine, crockery should stay on the table at meal times.

Banned for witchery comes with a price... why do you think witches have warts on their noses and other body parts?

Banned for potions and lotions... now I dunno whether to drink it or rub it on my skin.

Also banned for... is that a wart I see beginning to form on your bumcheek? 

See!  Told ya witchery has a price.

Banned for beating Scrooge in the miserly stakes... and all's fair in love and shopping if the price is right...

.....just don't get caught downtown shopping for love.

Banned for shopping is only as evil as the credit card.... cut it up and pay cash... fixes debt quicker than a rat up a drainpipe.

Banned for plastic cash replacements... best bet is cease and desist giving your hard earned to the fechen bankers in the form of over-valued interest.

banned for any interest is too high unless its interest being paid to you

Banned for the only interest I have is in boobies... can pay that to me all day long.

Banned for cannot argue that. 

Banned for not being argumentative... more effort is required or the species will suffer further at the hands of bankers.

Banned for a lack there of.... but then if you break wind every time you exert yourself I can understand that

Banned for this is ourselves,  Under Pressure.    

Banned for tilting the head back is a good idea.   I used to suffer from nose bleeds quiet often as a child... it went away. Thankfully