since the other thread is breaking a lot time to start a new thread to keep going.
i will start by banning everyone who bans here lol
Banned for the urban legend of the beautiful naked woman who jumps out from behind the bushes and scares people.... every town should have one.
banned for legends of squirrels
Banned for not knowing the 'squirrel grip' is now being used by police to detain unruly drunks... one such man complained he sang soprano for more than a week after being 'latched' onto by a police officer during a bar fight.
banned for bar fights
Banned for not knowing rule number one.
banned for space quests
Banned for why not and knot knowing how to tie one... didn't boy scouts teach you anything?
Banned for naughty boys in suits and ties.
banned because if they were dressed any other way they would be creepy
Banned for horror stories 'round the camp fire... and creepy little boys dressed in their pyjamas near peeing themselves.
Banned for catheters fix that little problem.
Banned for hospital jokes.... besides, I wouldn't trust a bunch of creepy kids around the camp fire with bags of pee. Let's just say I doubt that the fire wouldn't be all they'd put out before turning in.
Banned for campfire melancholy feelings. March 1rst. is Meteorological Spring Day.
Banned for the Spring in your step... now give it back to the Meterological Bureau before they notice it's missing.
banned for long days of buying kids beds and putting them together
Banned for shopping is the best. And I actually enjoy putting anything together. Music while putting the puzzle together is negotiable.
banned for going for the shopping bug
Banned for my spider sense sees set up.
Banned for getting bitten by a radioactive spider.... and beware, the web is closing in on non-believers.
banned for non believers, may they perish into nothingness
Banned for nothingness is overrated and not exactly a genuwine reality.... it's there but it isn't.
banned for not understanding the 7th and 8th dimensions
Banned for those are irrelevant in the greater scheme of things... now it's the 21st dimension and the god-phase, which allows you to travel to parallel universes and be omnipotent.
Banned for omnipotence..... mmmmm MMmmmm!
banned for using drugs to keep yourself active
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