Banned for big arses are in fashion since that Kardashian piece bared hers for all to see... now they're available via mail order everywhere, though anyone here who orders a mail order blow-up arse will be banned instantly.  It has to be real or nothing... same with boobies.

Banned for leading us up the garden path... you like 'real' boobies as much as the next man.

Banned for fake will never do... a bit like money, really... counterfeit just leaves me with a sour taste in my mouth.

Banned for here it's plastic moula, which I imagine tastes like blowup doll poo and twice as salty.

banned for letting crazy things happen

Banned for that was entertaining.        Not the coinage in the pocket though.  Nope, don't like that either.  Even if it is pretty.

Banned for the stars aren't out tonight... nah, they all stayed at home to watch other stars on TV

Banned for eye charts when we wanna look at star charts.... and their phone numbers for an occasional chat 'd be nice as well,

Also banned for thinking Ryat sees more with that eye than the other... he missed Janet Jackson's nip slip at the Superbowl that time, and when he saw all those pretty dresses he thought Danny la Rue was a woman

banned for not realizing that 666 is nothing more than a man's number

Banned for every thing is mathematical.

Banned for chaos is only order that's been interrupted by management... never trust them to organise anything.

Banned for the grey area is officially a disgrace... parliament house should becondemned for housing such imbeciles.

Also banned cos I'm not, no way, goin' in a grey area'd nursing home...  not unless I can run the place...MY way.

Banned for I'd rather go over Niagara Falls in a barrel than go to a nursing home... unless I was the only man in the place.

Yup, I can see 'em all lining up now and encouraging me to take little blue pills they'd snuck out of the dispensary.