Banned for a scary devil-cum-motorcycle profile pic...eeeeekkkkk!
Banned fer that be a pyrate on that thar motorcycle, ye landlubber... an don' ye fergit it. Arrrggghhhhh!
Banned for catching starkers on a good day. Otherwise... well, I'll leave it like that.
Banned fer thar be no gud days... thar be bad un's an' slightly bett'r un's... and fer them wot I orders ta walk tha plank, suffer tha cat-o-nine tails or be 'anged frum tha yardarm, well their day's about ta git alot wurse, innit.